Edison Almond

Edison may still be mastering the art of the spoon, but his professional portfolio is already terrifyingly robust. His resume, meticulously etched into a tower of Duplo bricks, lists “Structural Demolition” as a primary skill, with a specific focus on high-velocity living room gravity tests. As a self-appointed Chief Executive of Chaos, he specializes in silent perimeter breaches and has successfully negotiated for “one more snack” using nothing but a pointed finger and a devastatingly soulful stare. Though his references (the family dog and a very sticky teddy bear) are questionable, his commitment to wearing a saucepan as a tactical helmet proves he is ready to lead this household into a new era of unbridled enthusiasm.