Isabel Almond

Isabel’s resume isn’t just typed; it’s load-bearing. At age seven, she has achieved “Master Builder” status, specializing in the rapid deployment of caltrop-style floor traps that specifically target parental feet at 2:00 AM. Her professional highlights include engineering a skyscraper tall enough to interfere with the ceiling fan and successfully negotiating a “three-cookie minimum” for all structural inspections. While her cleanup skills are still in the “alpha testing” phase, her ability to find that one specific translucent blue stud in a pile of five thousand pieces proves she’s the only superhero in this house with a vision for the future.